The 1997 RSFC
RUTSie Awards
run by Nikk Pilato
Collegiate Category:
Brook Berringer Memorial Trophy
(for
player whose career took a free-fall in 1997)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Peyton Manning (Tennessee)
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Ron Powlus (Notre Dame)
Matt Frier Memorial Plaque(for
whiniest player of 1997)
Winner:
Runner-up:
Steve Spurrier Award
(for
most arrogant and/or conceited player of 1997)
Winner:
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Charles Woodson (Michigan)
Runner-ups:
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David Boston (Ohio State)
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Scott Frost (Nebraska)
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Randy Moss (Marshall)
Lawrence Phillips Memorial Award(for
best display of thuggery and/or poor judgement)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Jamie Richardson (Florida)
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Grant Wistrom (Nebraska)
Hanson vs Spice Girls Award (for
best collegiate rivalry)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Auburn vs Alabama
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Michigan vs Ohio State
Lip Balm Mackovick Award (for
biggest cohones in play-calling)
Winner:
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Mike O'Cain (NCState vs Syracuse)
Runner-ups:
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Steve Spurrier (Florida vs Florida State)
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Bill Snyder (Kansas State vs Texas A&M)
Dan Mowrey/Gerry Thomas Memorial
Award (for biggest missed kick of 1997)
Winner:
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Hawaii's kicker (Hawaii vs Notre Dame)
Runner-ups:
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Jarret Holmes (Auburn vs Tennessee)
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Scott Cienga (Notre Dame vs USC)
Troy Davis Marble-mouth Award (for
most incomprehensible player of 1997)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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James Brown (Texas)
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Joe Jurevicius (Penn State)
Don Nehlen Award (for
most cries of "We should be #1")
Winner:
Runner-ups:
Rodney King Memorial Award(biggest
ass-kicking of 1997)
Winner:
Runner-Ups:
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Nebraska vs Tennessee
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Michigan State vs Penn State
Beano Cook Kiss of Death Award (most
over-hyped player of 1997)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Kevin Faulk (LSU)
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Peyton Manning (Tennessee)
Sports Illustrated Kiss of Death
Award (for most over-hyped team that
floundered)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
RSFC Category:
Weird Al Yankovick Award(for
best parody involving song)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
Deep Throat Award (for
best "fake" news story)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
Seamstress Award (for
best thread of 1997)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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"Pride of the South"
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"If RSFC were to make a movie..."
Red-Bellied Tickler Award (Best
bait of 1997)
Winner:
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"Hike up your skirt, little boy" -"Todd Gak" (aka Justin)
Runner-ups:
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"A million died on the Amistad" -Marin Phenice Heiskell
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"Kate Winslet is a big fat cow" -El Goob
Newbie of the Year Award(for
best newcomer to RSFC)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Andre Ervin
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Marin Phenice Heiskell
Funniest Poster of the Year(self-explanatory)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Steve Casburn
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Gary McManus
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Clark Moore
Funniest Post of the Year(non-bait,
non-news)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
Gilbert Godfried Trophy
(for
most annoying poster on RSFC)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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Patrick Tong
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Marin Phenice Heiskell
John Hancock Award (for
most annoying signature file)
Winner:
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Marin and her Texas pimping
Runner-ups:
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Ed Flahertey and his FSU pimping
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Gowens and his baseball pimping
Heiskell Award (for
biggest waste of blood on RSFC)
Winner:
Runner-ups:
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