The 1996 RSFC
Awards
run by Dylan Alexander
Post of the Year
Winner:
Nominees:
Thread of the Year
Winner:
Nominees:
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Does anyone remember Pong?
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Women are conforming plodders
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Brook Berringer thread
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Nebraska-ASU was a fluke threads
Best Bait
Winner:
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Brook chose to fly, Brook chose to die. - Goob
Nominees:
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"Poles Say WAC is the Best" - Maria Pescadero
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"Females are conforming plodders" - Bradley Dale Glover
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"Photos show Bama didn't win" - aufan
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"ND will MNC because they have a three-time Heisman winning QB" - Koontz
Best Fisherman
Winner:
Nominees:
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Ted Smith
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Goob
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Jim Weeks
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Christopher Noel Koontz
Newbie of the Year
Winner:
Nominees:
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CraigP14
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Neil
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anon
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y-schurman
15 Free Hours Award (Favourite AOLer)
Winner:
Nominees:
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David Barnes
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JeremyMP
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Husker Bob
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Rick Workman
Most Deserving of a New ISP
Winner:
Nominees:
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CraigP14
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JeremyMP
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Husker Bob
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Rick Workman
Broken Record Award (most repetitive)
Winner:
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Emerson Wilson (tOSU should be #1, Orlando pace for Heisman)
Nominees:
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Goob (anon-bot, cute, etc.)
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Coz (Pac-10 superiority)
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Ted Smith (husker crime)
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John Walkup (wishbone)
Best Argument for Title IX (favorite
conforming plodder award)
Winner:
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Tie, Sallie Kudra and Kristi Knox
Nominees:
Equal Opportunity Award (poster
who likes to mention other sports)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Dustin Christmann (soccer)
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Stefan Andreasson (soccer)
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Eric T. Moore (various)
Affirmative Action Award
Winner:
Nominees:
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David Tuttle
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Patrick Dunn
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Bob Dieckman
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Jeff Rogers
Warlord of RSFC (Worst .sig)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Craig Gowens
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David Barnes
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Skippy
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Rick Workman
Best Weauxfer
Winner:
Nominees:
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Stefan Andreasson
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Bradley Dale Glover
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Ed Flaherty
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Skippy
Best Anti-Weauxfer
Winner:
Nominees:
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Bradley Dale Glover
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Charles Hoequist
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Clark Moore
Best Salesman (best advertisment/spammer)
Winner:
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marvsky (antique leather helmets)
Nominees:
Highest Signal-to-Noise ratio (poster
with most "meat" in his posts)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Matt Foley
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Mark Mitchell
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Steve Casburn
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John Walkup
Lowest Signal-to-Noise ratio
(reverse the above)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Coz
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Trent Woodruff
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Stefan Andreasson
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Mike Marron
Double Agent Award (closet fan
of University they like to give a hard time)
Winner:
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Tie, Ted Smith (Nebraska) and Dylan Alexander (Texas)
Nominees:
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Paul Hanlin (Arizona State)
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Goob (LSU/Alabama/Texas/Oklahoma/Notre Dame)
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Bradley Dale Glover (Texas A&M)
Classiest Fan
Winner:
Nominees:
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Matt Foley
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Clark Moore
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Hugh Sullivan
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Steve Casburn
The Manu Trophy (biggest embarassment
to their school)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Emerson Wilson
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Coz
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Stefan Andreasson
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Derek Castleman
Poet Laureate of RSFC
(best writer/poet/song filker)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Goob
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David Barnes
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Trent Woodruff
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JJ Clyde
Harry Houdini Award (Poster disappears
after a loss by their team)
Winner:
Nominees:
Granddaddy of RSFC (Best old-timer)
Winner:
Nominees:
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David Swanger
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Ted Smith
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Harry Boswell
The Elvis Trophy (best
infrequent poster)
Winner:
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Tie, J.J. Clyde, Mark Mitchell, and John Midtgard
Nominees:
Biggest Bandwagon
Winner:
Nominees:
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Houston
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Tennessee
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LSU
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tOSU
Best Imitation of the Titanic
(promising season, then *kerplunk*)
Winner:
Nominees:
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Nebraska
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U$C
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Texas A&M
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Miami
Most Defensive Conference
Winner:
Nominees:
Most Annoying Fans
Winner:
Nominees:
Classiest Fans
Winner:
Nominees:
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Florida State
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Alabama
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Auburn
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Oklahoma
Best RSFC Rivalry
Winner:
Nominees:
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Auburn - Alabama
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Oklahoma - Texas
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Florida - Florida State
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Nebraska - Colorado
Best BBQ
Winner:
Nominees:
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pork ribs
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other beef
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pulled pork on a bun with slaw
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other pork
Best Sauce
Winner:
Nominee:
Best Beer
Winner:
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Cold, 9 out of 24. Weak, very weak. Out of the real choice, Shiner Bock
with 6.
Nominees:
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Shiner Bock
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Guiness
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Bass
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Foster's
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