(The unOfficial RSFC Page)

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RSFC is the name given to one of the Internet's most evil and notorious newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college. As you might have guessed, unless you're as dumb as a bag of rocks, it is dedicated to college football. Oh, but it is so much more...RSFC is a magical place where you can flame and be flamed, fish, troll, trade insults, exchange recipes for barbecue, and weauxf up your college team to your heart's delight. If you don't know what the word "weauxf" means, that is just one of the many new things you will learn on your journey into the heart of darkness. It is not for the faint of heart, so you may want to do a little homework before you just jump in and try it.

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The RSFC New User Guide/FAQ.
This is probably the best place to start. It is chockful of information to help you guide your way through the RSFC world. Read it and save yourself a mountain of embarassment/venomous posts/flames. Every season RSFC is inundated with clueless newbies who jump into threads without a lifeline. Don't be one of them. READ THE FAQ!

Oliver's Weauxfing Theorum
Feel like shamelessly weauxfing up your team? Don't know what the hell "weauxfing" is? You will find all the answers secured within this document. Save your favourite team from assured destruction by learning Oliver's Weauxfing Theorum (OWT) before it is too late. Also, see a Playboy Interview with the Weauxf Gods here. Further, see Dylan Wilbanks' "Collorary to Oliver's Woofing Theorem".

RSFC Literature.
Get a feel for some of the stuff RSFC has to offer by reading some of RSFC's most famous works (sic). In this collection, you will find past RUTSie Award winners, flames, fiction, song parodies, poetry, and high-quality bait.

The RUTSie Awards.
These are the RSFC Awards. The RSFC awards are presented to some of college football's best/worst players, as well as some of RSFC's best/worst posters, and are voted on at the conclusion of each season.
• 2005 RUTSie Awards | 2006 Ballot
2004 | 2003 | 2002 | 2001 | 2000 | 1999 | 1998 | 1997 | 1996

The RSFC Hall of Fame.
Visit the RSFC Hall of Fame, where losers, er, um....I mean dutiful citizens of RSFC are immortalized for their astounding contributions to the newsgroup.

Team Affiliations.
A list of team affiliations on RSFC (i.e. who roots for who). Send new ones to Tindall.

Member Pages.
A list of home pages of RSFC regulars (and other interesting links). Send new ones to Tindall.

Dave Wilson's RSFC Page.
Visit another great RSFC Page put together by Dave Wilson and John Midtgard. This page has many great stats and features dealing with college football, as well as many other links. If you can't find it on here, you probably can't find it.

College Football Information
A list of links to sites with much information on the game we all know and love.

RSFC
If you feel like you are ready for the breathtaking vista of RSFC, we welcome you to come on in. If you act like a total moron because you failed to familiarize yourself with the New User Guide or the procedures used here in RSFC, that's your own lookout. You'll be having fun in Hell.....

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